Me: *orders two panzerotti’s*

Pizza Guy: That’ll be about a 45 minute wait

Me: I DID MY WAITING

Pizza Guy: Can-

Me: FOR THIRTEEN YEARS

Pizza Guy: Can I g-

Me: IN AZKABAN

*30 second pause*

Pizza Guy: Can I have your address please?

Lmfao i love how people just deal with my retarded behaviour with utter indifference.